Pipeline
The following individuals have been suggested for inclusion in this unique set of cards.
With time they shall be inducted and immortalised:
- Arron Banks
- David Alexander
- Pepe
- Ramos
- Joey Barton
- Rupert Murdoch
- Paul Dacre
- John Terry
- Ian Duncan Smith
This theme of Top Trumps Top Cunts started off as a single ‘homage’ to the late (fingers crossed!) Donald Trump.
It has quickly outgrown that of single card and I see this as an ever increasing pack of cards that will be added to over time. Bring me your suggestions but they only get in if I think they are worthy of a Top Cunt. So, you might think someone is a Top Cunt and I might not. In which case, there is no copyright on my part here… go forth and make your own. Who knows, we may even have a game one day and see who’s Top Cunts are the real TOP CUNTS!
Update (31 July 2019): New addition – Steve Bannon
Update (26 July 2019): New addition – Esther McVey
Update (14 March 2019) : New addition – Stephen Yaxley-Lennon
Update: New additions – Paul Nuttall and Kelvin Mackenzie
Update: New additions – Tony Blair, Theresa May, Sean Spicer & Mike Ashley
Philip Green
We have a new power player in the Top Trumps Top Cunts Special Edition pack with the introduction of Philip Green. It doesn’t look like there’s much this cunt can be beaten on.
Michael Gove, he’s a cunt
all you lot are top top cunts